I'm Not Making This Up

from Britney Spears' web site:


After seeing her snatch -- and man has it been magnified -- I would thank God for any underwear she'd acquire.

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Why does Pink want to kill Britney Spears?

By Mxyzptlk


Because Britney made a good $75 million more than Pink did slutting for Pepsi, and yet had no idea what she was selling.

When they launched Pepsi Vanilla a couple of years ago, the had Britney headline the NFL kick-off concert on our tax-supported National Mall. This was the biggest product launch in years for Pepsi and they spun up the p.r. machine.

A day or so before the big event, Britney was interviewed on CNN by that King of Kulture, Tucker - I may come from money but I once worked in a baked bean factory - Carlson:

SPEARS: I really do like Pepsi.
CARLSON: Really?
SPEARS: I really do.
CARLSON: What's your favorite kind?
SPEARS: My favorite kind of Pepsi? Pepsi's Pepsi.

You can still hear the sound of a Pepsi marketing executive's head rolling.

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Half Brains' Half Eatens Bought by Half Wits

by Joe Fresser

Let's say you are a wealthy pop star and her husband, at a music industry event where everything from "4-star style entrees to deep fried goodness" are available at a buffet. What would you choose?


You guessed it! An egg salad sandwich and a corn dog.

And let's say you weren't that peckish and didn't finish your meal. What would you expect to happen?

Well, of course! A waiter would save your leftovers and sell them on eBay.

Of course, no-one would be so stupid and crass as to actually buy them, would they?

Indeed, the Golden Palace Casino shelled out $500+ for this treasure. See the eBay page here.

One wonders what they'll do with it. Probably be the big payoff for the $10 slots.

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