Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Snow Job

by Mxyzptlk

From yesterday's White House press briefing:

"Question: One on Iraq again...Are we winning?

"MR. SNOW: We're making progress. I don't know. How do you define 'winning'? The fact is, in taking on the war on terror -- let me put it this way, the President has made it obvious, we're going to win."

The White House can't provide a definition of "winning" but assures us we will win. Boy, that makes me feel better.

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1 comment:

Writeprocrastinator said...

We're "winning" when:

A) The American death toll turns 4,500.

B) The Republicans eke out victories in the House and Senate this November.

C) The 2008 Republican candidate pulls a Nixon and "gets our troops out of Vietnam, er Iraq."

D) All of the above.