Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Why does Pink want to kill Britney Spears?

By Mxyzptlk


Because Britney made a good $75 million more than Pink did slutting for Pepsi, and yet had no idea what she was selling.

When they launched Pepsi Vanilla a couple of years ago, the had Britney headline the NFL kick-off concert on our tax-supported National Mall. This was the biggest product launch in years for Pepsi and they spun up the p.r. machine.

A day or so before the big event, Britney was interviewed on CNN by that King of Kulture, Tucker - I may come from money but I once worked in a baked bean factory - Carlson:

SPEARS: I really do like Pepsi.
CARLSON: Really?
SPEARS: I really do.
CARLSON: What's your favorite kind?
SPEARS: My favorite kind of Pepsi? Pepsi's Pepsi.
You can still hear the sound of a Pepsi marketing executive's head rolling.

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2 comments:

Katie Schwartz said...

ah, donchya just love an idiot?! between twitney, parasite hilton and chestica limpsom, we've got ourselves a lifetime of material. too bad we don't get paid as much.

Anonymous said...

Geez what a wanker.